Coversations from the past.

a.k.a Things I wish I said.

You gotta stop with these fade outs. Relationships should end in 'cut to's' -Chris to Adam about his overlapping girlfriends.

"When you go to Vegas of course you're going to see Cirque De Celine. -It's produced by Jennifer Lopez's ex husband."
"Bennifer?"
"No, the fat one."
"Oh, Chris Judd"
Chris and Adam talking about a Vegas trip.

"Popes can't do women, but they can eat cheeseburgers..."
"...And little boys aren't off limits"
"You hear about this all the time. I've got a solution: Let them marry."
"Or make them unics, that way if they want to be priests they better goddamn mean it...Ah, I'm going to hell."
"I thought you didn't believe in hell."
"I don't"
Chris and Adam telling me all about the inner workings of the priesthood.