Rant time. Blog style.
Women & men are messed up beautiful creatures. In recent weeks I've been wondering about the differences between men & women, mainly how we communicate and interact with each other. I've also been thinking about how biologically, in the past men and woman went about things.
In cavemen time men weren't monogamous, they went out and did their thing all over the place. Women stayed in the cave and raised the children. Hunter-cave jumper and gatherer cave dweller. Maybe this is a step back for feminist theory but I really believe if you look at that you can gain a small measure of better understanding for why each sex do what they do. Men, in my opinion are not biologically made to be with just one woman. This isn't discrediting psycology or giving an excuse to cheating (because there a million reason why now, in a time of reversed roles and psycology, cheating is not cool or acceptable) but I'm talking from a biological DNA point of view. Men are meant to go out and spread and women have to compete for that right to be spread on.
I see examples to prove this theory at work all the time.
In the process of getting "the sex"1.(1.the opposite and the act) women are hoarders and one-uppers where as men are band-wagon jumpers.
Humans like to collect things and surround ourselves with things. Music, make-up,kitchen supplies. They're comforts and indicators of our sexability (how much stuff do you have, how big is your car? Oh your car is so big, oh baby , oh baby) So when a human sees something they like, they usually want to collect it, make it their own, be comforted by this thing,use this thing to send out the signal "I'm do-able,damnit!" The difference between how men and women go about it is kind of funny, in my opinion.
A woman comes into my work wearing a pair of boots that I really like so I say "Hey I really like your boots..."
Then I top it off with,
"Where'd you get them?"
Because as a woman I want to a)hoard but because I'm a woman I also want to b)one up.
I won't ask her where she thinks I can a pair like hers, no I want
THOSE boots, those exact boots, but maybe with fringe aka
HER boots, but better,because then they'll be
MY boots and then I'll be just as "sexable" (if not more) than her, because I've got her boots, but with fringe..and maybe a bow and a cool zipper to make some other girl's job of one uppage even harder.
A guy comes in wearing a pair of trainers my friend guy friend really likes. token male friend 6.0 says:
"Hey man, nice shoes"
and then go outs and gets similar new trainers the next day because he's a man, he's a band-wagon jumper. He doesn't need to get the exact same shoes, or better ones, just similar, because that evens the playing field.
A man will say to his buddy about Buddy's super cool girlfriend,
"Man, your girl is so cool, I wish I was dating someone that cool,someone like that"
and a woman will say to her friend about her friend's man,
"Oh , my gosh, Tony's so cool. I wish I was dating Tony"
Because a man wants to jump aboard, Women want to jump Tony.
It's all biological. Men, for the most part, want to spread their seed. If another man has cool kicks and therefore has upped his chances of spreading his seed his fellow man will follow suit.
"Those kicks will get me laid"
Women want to be spread on, so if another woman has fine ass boots that make her spread worthy other woman will want those boots to take away from her spread ability.
"I want those, not something like those, but hers, her exact thing"
There's a Chris Rock video to explain this in an even more hilarious way than I do, I'll have to thank him because most of this theory is his. If you can find it for me, I'd love you forever.
Alright, rant over.
Over and out.
