.Face-crack.

Holy Shite.
Facebook can eat a dick. Seriously.

Do you know to deactivate your account you have to answer about a billion questions and give up your first born child? WHY?
Not only can they not just let you go in peace, but they have to add insult to injury by showing you pictures of your friends saying "Jenny will miss you. Erin will miss you".

There was even a caption box saying "Elliott will miss you" and to make it worse, this caption was the header over a picture of him and I-kissing!
"Elliott will miss you"
THANK YOU FUCKBOOK FOR REMINDING ME HOW GLORIOUSLY SINLGE AND ALONE I AM.
Bah!
AS IF I need facebook to show me all the glorious things I'll be missing once I know longer need their services.
"Your life is going to suck, now that you don't have us"
Shove it up your twitter ,that's what I have to say to Facebook.

And as I'm writing this I know that there are about a billion underlying messages about relationships in general, but I think I'm too angry and drunk to write about them.

On to day three.

And side note: I am so not-repeat not-ready to be friends with Joe. and I haven't seen half the people, or persons I came here to see.