.Before I forget.

Things said and thought today that I must not lose in this drunken haze.

Bre: (About her current crap-shoot of a boy) He's just not ready for a relationship, he's just not ready. Stick him back in the oven. He 'ain't done.
Lauren:He's like that lasgana from last night
Bre:?
Lauren: Still frozen in the middle.
Bre: He just needs more time
Lauren: Yeah, he shouldn't be cold, but gooey and deliciously cheesy.



(Talking to Joe)
Laur: I don't like your name
Joe: My name?
Laur:Your MSN name. Island of love. It makes me think that love is an island
Joe:Well maybe it is.
Laur:Except that it's a deserted island, he took the boat and I'm stuck here.
Joe:You're never stuck
Laur: Yes I am, I'm stuck on a f*cking island of love, alone, and what's the point of being on love island...alone?
Joe:Well...you could always find a sea turtle and ride it back to populated land, that's what I did
Laur: A sea turtle? Christ, I'll be stuck here forever.
Joe: Naw, you're in the Galapagos, there are pleanty of sea turtles, you just have to look for one.


Break-ups are like deleting a facebook account, there are a million questions as to "Why?" and reminders of all the things that you'll miss and that will miss you, but ultimately you just want to get rid of the f*ucking thing....maybe you'll reactivate it one day, but for now it's just an annoyance.


I really miss him.

I also really missed eating real food.

I need to quit smoking.

I also need to listen to the smart part of my brain right now.